faeiouck: shady-bacon: faeiouck: “all slytherins are evil” “all gryffindors are good guys” “ravenclaws are nothing but nerds” “hufflepuffs don’t do anything” Name one evil Gryffindor. One. peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
luckyspike: like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food does he ever just go home after work and like stare at his freezer full of body parts and just “you know i don’t really feel like human tonight. im gonna have a hot pocket.”
combusticate: a new york times best selling author yep he’s famous so proper and well behaved john green everybody. that’s john green.
awesomephilia: When I write a very witty text post and only 1 person likes it
cutie pa tootie
irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
CRAIG THE GENIE - Pilot Episode →
Joey Richter and friends bring you a magical comedy about a group of slacker roommates - one of whom is a genie.
To those who follow me and I never greeted
timelordparadise: peenslayer: in australia we actually have a tv channel called ‘7mate’ We do?
You are now a timelord
pumacatrun2: alpacamycroftbooty: kaylimepiee: the-lost-doctor: the amount of followers you have is how old you are the person you reblog this from is your companion your icon is what your current regeneration looks like your job (or one of your parent’s jobs) is your timelord name Oh dear this isnt that great for me Yeah but we’re companions? 519 years old, alpacas my companion,...
lameborghini: for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot
Everyone ever after reading The Fault In Our...
congragulation: “Ah, yes, my psychiatrist, Hax Murderer. He has been helping me profile this ax murderer.”
beingpansexualisokay: shotadreams: mage-of-katnep: rainbowsfireworks: confusedtree: ollivander: lampghost: [sleep-over voice] are you awake [sleep-over reply voice] yeah [regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH [confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life [annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up [sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna...
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight: thegayloki: you know what should be a thing? like, marriage, except it’s for friends and you have this big ceremony thing where all your friends and family are there and you say that you wanna be best bros for life and shit and on the night of the ceremony you dont have sex but you get a hotel room and eat pizza and play video games or have a marathon of...
anginn: watching Hannibal while eating
padfootandprongles: owlcitymordred: stagdoeandfawn: catully: brigwife: latitudeoctopus: brigwife: wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america??? Wait what? Then what do they use? they don’t have a word what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they?? the fuck is a fortnight It’s a word for ‘two weeks’ no it isn’t...
gregoryhaus: isn’t it beautiful when you join a new fandom and you’re so confused and it’s so hard to remember the names and then out of nowhere you know everything about everyone you can even tell what they ate for breakfast on 25th october five years ago and you have no idea when this all exactly happened and you just cry because you’re so emotionally involved and you don’t know what to do...
atthebutterflyball: I think most Australian young adults are personally offended by the Bananas in Pyjamas becoming animated.
feelingstrangelyalive: you’re on tumblr, there’s no one around and all your shows are on hiatus… then… out of the corner of your eye you see them… the hannibal fandom
wearesorryfortheinconvenience: wearesorryfortheinconvenience: my friend is CONVINCED he is the one who brought on post limit. a few years ago he was reblogging a single picture as fast as he could as many times as he could and then the server crashed and ever since then people started hitting a post limit its his fault we go through this if you where wondering this is the image bUT IDK...
my-name-is-hilarious: theyahoostaff: yourfriendthecrow: I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS We are not fucking HILARIOUS HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
captorquest: inkwelldried: captorquest: any negative thing that can happen about yahoo buying tumblr is worth the “david karp daddy” jokes stopping how sure are you about that vomits on everything
mybunnynietzsche: kirakirahanabi: mathmaticalkrillbits: anondracomalfoy: bless you if you can admit your favorite character has flaws. And bless you if you can admit your least favourite character has good points and then there was umbridge UMBRIDGE
Imagine a movie like The Avengers But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces It was Disney Princesses “I have an army,” Maleficent taunted. “Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.” YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE “That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off groove” “Kuzco… Smash” when he’s angry he turns into a giant llama LKFD;KFKLS;
foodchewer: *hides good snacks from family members*
cleadmau5: larapeople: I just realized that the word bed looks like a bed My brain literally stopped working for a second