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wartortles: vinylequalshappiness: wartortles: theres nothing jacking off cant fix Masturbation...

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:36:24 +1000

vinylequalshappiness:

wartortles:

theres nothing jacking off cant fix

Masturbation Addiction.

ok u win this time

frank-schlongbottom: i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:59:22 +1000

i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much

but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.

so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper.

they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like

a page and a half

wtf guys

get your shit together

how could you not reblog this i mean really

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:58:47 +1000

how could you not reblog this i mean really

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Mon, 20 May 2013 01:58:21 +1000

Reblog if you utterly and without hesitation support gay rights

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:56:55 +1000

caramelreve:

itsthehiddlethings:

Also known as Human rights. Basic Humans rights.

No one should get left behind.

Ever.

ohana

norulesnobras: neilpatrickheaven: i just really want a musical where theres one character who...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:56:18 +1000

norulesnobras:

neilpatrickheaven:

i just really want a musical where theres one character who doesnt know how any of the songs go

#The musical is any StarKid event #and the character is called Darren Criss

nic0tine-kisses: the-stars-above-shine: Amen i only made this...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:56:08 +1000

nic0tine-kisses:

the-stars-above-shine:

Amen

i only made this 2 days ago notes what

lost-in-ikea: glam00ur: all 46 excuses on my...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:53:43 +1000

lost-in-ikea:

glam00ur:

all 46 excuses on my friends wall,

1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

2. we can’t all be usain bolt

3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”

4. i had pe first period do you blame me

5. i really, really didn’t want to sing

6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

7. you can’t tell me how to live my life

8. #YOLO

9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

10. there was a freak yachting accident

11. i am a fucking retard

12. this is just for my wall

13. do you even read these

14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop”

15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction

16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win

18. traffic jammy jammy jam

19. how can i go to school when alex turner

20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her

21. i was sticking it to the man

22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity

23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

25. my meth lab caught fire

26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

27. i was sad

28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”

30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth

31. 2 kool 4 scool

32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

33. i tried

34. i’m sorry i’m late

it’s not my fault

my auntie was killed

and i joined a cult

35. a haiku about lateness:

late late late late late

late late late late late late late

late late late late late

36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking

37. i was fashionably late

38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg

39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

40. do

41. you

42. even

43. read

44. these

45. i was fighting al qaeda

46. traffic

YESSSS IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN

the post that doesn’t age

into-the-snogbox: pingustolemysanity: imagine-your-fav-character: Imagine your favorite character...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:51:59 +1000

into-the-snogbox:

pingustolemysanity:

imagine-your-fav-character:

Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world

Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week

But it would be a bloody brilliant week

alltheselittlethings123: mycroft-queenofcake: llamabutts: omg what if you opened someones blog...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:51:43 +1000

alltheselittlethings123:

mycroft-queenofcake:

llamabutts:

omg what if you opened someones blog and their background was your face

is that how celebrities feel?

jennstarkid: fffcuk: fffcuk: my mom spent $9,360 on my private tumbling lessons in one year...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:48:59 +1000

jennstarkid:

fffcuk:

fffcuk:

my mom spent $9,360 on my private tumbling lessons in one year lmao

tumbling like gymnastics i did not get blogging lessons

fffcuk

cloysterbell: martincrief: TOMORROW IS THE 23RD OF NOVEMBER ISN’T IT? #if we reblog this every...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:17:18 +1000

cloysterbell:

martincrief:

TOMORROW IS THE 23RD OF NOVEMBER ISN’T IT?

#if we reblog this every day for the next six months eventually it will be true

solluxforpresident:

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:12:50 +1000

solluxforpresident:

fangirlingissrsbusiness: So I think Disney and Universal have...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:57:15 +1000

fangirlingissrsbusiness:

So I think Disney and Universal have some explaining to do.

starkidphotos: starkid guys part 1

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:41:50 +1000

starkidphotos:

starkid guys part 1

Starkid officially has a tumblr!

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:36:36 +1000

Starkid officially has a tumblr! :

bakerstreetnumber221b:

Go follow them :D

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Sat, 18 May 2013 21:06:13 +1000

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Sat, 18 May 2013 20:53:29 +1000

causticgambler: nayariverax: remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts. WE DON’T...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:41:00 +1000

causticgambler:

nayariverax:

remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT

youvegottthelove: ohshiitakemushrooms: Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:35:56 +1000

youvegottthelove:

ohshiitakemushrooms:

Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together?

my organs have stopped functioning please let this happen